In honor of April Fools' Day, The Chomicle is looking back at its best headlines from this year.
First-years to be housed in Marketplace during dorm renovations
Battle of the Pods: Air pods defeat Juul pods for NCAA championship title
Local pre-med tired
New light rail route to run smack-dab through Allen Building
Duke researchers discover the existence of a Core Four
HRL accidentally assigns itself to Craven basement
Duke ranked no. 2 in nation for campus squirrels
Student who always asks questions in class spotted at Il Forno
‘It’s gonna be so lit’: Duke Gardens plans special 4/20 event
Price announces new capital campaign for campus grass
Study: Red Bull is frat coffee
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Men’s basketball announces shift to Skechers’ Shape-ups
Researchers build time machine: 300 Swift balconies still off-limits in year 3019
DUSDAC adds personal hibachi chef to Merchants on Points
Shocking: Chomicle staff actually make funny joke
Editor's note: Happy April Fools' Day! In case it wasn't clear, this is a satirical article for "The Chomicle." Check out more Chomicle content here.