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The Chomicle's best headlines of 2019

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In honor of April Fools' Day, The Chomicle is looking back at its best headlines from this year.

First-years to be housed in Marketplace during dorm renovations

Battle of the Pods: Air pods defeat Juul pods for NCAA championship title

Local pre-med tired

New light rail route to run smack-dab through Allen Building

Duke researchers discover the existence of a Core Four

HRL accidentally assigns itself to Craven basement

Duke ranked no. 2 in nation for campus squirrels

Student who always asks questions in class spotted at Il Forno

‘It’s gonna be so lit’: Duke Gardens plans special 4/20 event

Price announces new capital campaign for campus grass

Study: Red Bull is frat coffee

Men’s basketball announces shift to Skechers’ Shape-ups

Researchers build time machine: 300 Swift balconies still off-limits in year 3019

DUSDAC adds personal hibachi chef to Merchants on Points

Shocking: Chomicle staff actually make funny joke

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Rider app says closest C1 is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, arriving in 234832490832409823 minutes

New York Philharmonic to headline LDOC

The Chomicle is suspended pending a hazing investigation

Nugget eats Peaches

Gusteau's restaurant to open in Ruby, headed by Chef Alfredo Linguini

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