On this special day, The Chronicle staff takes a look at the most important stories of 2018 through its headlines:
‘He’s just not the same’: President Price gets contacts
Breitbart calls Duke College Republicans ‘ultimate snowflakes’
Pre-consulting club holds elections… jk, it’s just DSG
Duke Democrats advocate for safe space for their safe spaces
Duke Dining ranked No. 1 by source almost as obscure as the Daily Meal
Missouri Gov. and Duke alum Eric Greitens to give lecture on ethics
DSG gives all of the student activities fees to Catholic Center to save time
DSG Judiciary launches investigation into 'flagrant misconduct' of their robes
Statue of Nugget to replace Robert E. Lee at Chapel
PIKE pledges made to vote for DSG presidential candidate
Duke Students for Housing Reform occupy HRL office
Duke administrator uses ‘diversity’, ‘inclusion’ 50 times in 2-minute speech
Chronicle staffers fall hard from their ivory tower
Editor's note: Happy April Fool's Day! In case it wasn't clear, this is a satirical article for "The Chomicle." Check out more Chomicle content here.
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