Below is a sample of the Editorial Board's Twitter History.
Some of their tweets expressed (semi) genuine plans for how to Make Duke Great Again!
@FakeEditBoard is calling for the total and complete mandatory surveillance of all athletics GroupMe messages following the Harvard debacle
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
How many championships has Duke Med won recently? We demand a reroute of all Duke Hospital resources to @HGizzle1 IMMEDIATELY
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
We need to stop funding DKU and start funding Duke Canada so we can escape the 4 Trump supporters on campus #Chinaistoofar #Trudeauisbae
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#thingstoputinSanfordSafeSpace 1 student from each ethnicity + 1 ambiguous-looking person
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#thingstoputinSanfordSafeSpace Me Too Monologues on a loop
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#thingstoputinSanfordSafeSpace tuition waivers
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
GET BEYONCE FOR LDOC SO HELP US GOD #inFormation
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
lower food prices in West Union PLZ! @DSG @PresBrodhead
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#DukeAlerts should be sent out in 26 languages. #Multiculturalism
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
We need a swear jar for everyone saying “intersectional,” “interdisciplinary,” etc
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#newgraduationrequirements talk to one Durham resident
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
MAKE DUKE A MARIJUANA SAFE SPACE #liberalagenda #weAreColorado
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#thingsNOTtoputinSanfordSafeSpace Breitbart
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#thingsNOTtoputinSanfordSafeSpace DSG. #dismantlePowerStructures
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#thingsNOTtoputinSanfordSafeSpace IFC Sexual Assault Task Force
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
#thingsNOTtoputinSanfordSafeSpace task forces in general, tbh
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
Duke should institute #reparations (white students buy minority students some Joe Van Gogh)
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
And some simply reflected their propensity for being ‘too online.’
Use SOFC funds for #DANK #MEMES
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
tfw you get put on the #waitlist for the hip hop history class :(
— Duke Edit Board (@realEditBoard) November 21, 2016
@FakeEditBoard, someone has to say it. Delete your account.
— Duke Edit Board (@FakeEditBoard) November 22, 2016
And in case you couldn't tell, all were jokes. Happy Thanksgiving from the Edit Board!
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