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The Real Stimulus Plan


(Via Salon) Just because you are not braving the DC cold to witness Obama's historic inauguration doesn't mean you can't have the 44th president right in your home. He can be in your kitchen, playroom, bedroom, even your bathroom! That's right, that's a photo of Barack Obama on a roll of toilet paper.

You can read about all of the Obama paraphernalia--from the expected commemorative plates to the shocking--over at Salon:

OK, so, the Obama dildo looks about as titillating as stuffing a carved zucchini up your cha-cha (who knows? could be grand!). But I have a funny feeling that whoever is actually shelling out $34.95 for this bad boy isn't investing in their sex life as much as their curio cabinet. It's a measure of the richness of our great nation that we can memorialize the election of our 44th president in such a multiplicity of ways: For some, there is the Historic Victory plate (touting "his confident smile and kind eyes"); for others, there is a waterproof dildo that brags, "Make this an election erection to remember!"



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