In the spirit of the highly regarded journalistic axiom "full disclosure"-and with Valentine's Day pending-the editors of this magazine have chosen to tell you about the Feb. issue in their other capacity: as a couple.
Sarah
Surprise. We're dating.
Michael
Yeah, for 17 months, 4 days and 11 hours now.
Sarah
Dork.
Michael
Whoa. Not as dorky as Pete Kiehart, our director of photography. Look at him hamming it up (left). On page 12, he details all his Valentine's Day date screw-ups for the greater good. A valuable lesson to all of us.
Sarah
Or at least to those of us who think that watching TiVoed episodes of The Office and inhaling Francesca's takeout wings constitutes a hot date night.
Michael
...Is that a shot at me?
Sarah
Of course not, baby. But speaking of stretching a dollar, read TV senior associate Daniel Riley's assessment of the University's latest gift to the middle class-easing the financial burden of tuition, on page 18. And editor-at-large Molly McGarrett tells the boys what Valentine's Day gifts will earn them beaucoup brownie points. Flip to page 10.
Michael
I need no help in that department.
Sarah
Because those "Learn to Ballroom Dance" DVDs you gave me have gotten so much use.
Michael
Don't you sass me. Keep this up and you're getting a Kegerator and a subscription to FHM.
Sarah
Hey, I'm good with anything. Just keep the receipts. And I trust you. You're the best boyfriend-slash-co-editor a girl could ask for.
Michael
And don't you forget it.
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