I wanted to thank The Chronicle and more specifically Faran Krentcil for running the "Rules for dealing with parents" column Friday. Given the context of Parents' Weekend, the lip-gloss licking blowjob comment couldn't have been more appropriate.
In an article title guaranteed to draw the attention of most visiting parents, you have reinforced the refined, educated tenor that pervades this campus.
My only recommendation to future Sex and the City wannabe columnists is that next time, really go for the gusto. BJs are only the beginning.
There's a whole world of sexual creativity out there, and Chronicle readers deserve to hear about it. You go girl!