What's your next audition?

The book, described as “absolutely indispensable to any aspiring or even mildly ambitious actor,” caught my attention, because I loved not only acting but also the butterflies that accompanied me...

Duke Horizontal

Once upon a time, I was a freshman. I thought the memories would remain perfectly clear, waiting patiently these past four years for my eventual nostalgia ...


The Best of Frenemies

“Duke” is such a loaded word. I’m not even referring to that one national sex scandal, that other national sex scandal or that other national sexism ...


Duke, Horizontal

“You think about sex like a man.” My male friend assures me that this is the reason for my column’s popularity, perhaps its very existence.


Duke, Horizontal

To be perfectly honest, I’ve been procrastinating this column. Over the past few days, I’ve tried forcing myself to engage in a few minutes of earnest ...


Duke, Horizontal

I frequently win “Never Have I Ever.” Or lose, depending on one’s interpretation of the game’s point.


Duke, Horizontal

Given my place of residence along LaSalle, Maxxx (personally pronounced Max-X-X-X) may be considered just my friendly neighborhood adult emporium, like ...